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Editor's note: We begin this where Robert A.M. Stephens first posted on Hazy after rumors of his death had run rampant on the Internet.

Robert A.M. Stephens
I've posted nothing.........Art Bell is righton!!
Thu Oct 21 12:13:00 1999


.......about my death or anyone elses and Lawsuits and Art Bell-my hero.......

In fact, I have come to realize that Art Bell is the only sane one of this entire culture.

1. He came in to a frightened pond of loony tunes----then took over. (Well done, Art!!!)
2. He took over--now flourishes--I am helping!!
3. He took all these fruitcake-freaks who should be otherwise institutionalized, and has lead them in great fervor and profit (as any good Feringee should do) and has become rich. (for myself, after one year of this nuthouse my book deals offers to me alone has made me slightly wealthy......)
4. He continues to propagate just the sort of terror these freaks thive on.
5. He is now my new hero in Ufology, however, I will continue to harrass and raunch him terribly since he thrives on this and its great for ratings and this lawsuit will go on for many many years as I have promised---too, my cut from this is simply out of this world--(trust me!). However, since I, like Art Bell, bank offshore with all assets neither of us will get anything from this lawsuit except for the pleasure of keeping you freaks on your toes and in full handwringing mode.
6. Art Bell has raped every fool in this culture as witnessed by the subjugation of Oates on his show--as has been reported to me by various listeners via e-mail. And everyone plays into it as a child seeks sweet candy from daddy.
7. Art Bell should always be the new champion of this dark wonder and I will support him forever behind the scenes as I have continued to do since 12-31-1998, since my staged, planned, throw-off from his show--a planned cabal between Hoagland, Art, and myself, to get new ratings and create a 'villian' within Ufology that all you freako insects could sink their teeth into (me). (I'm the 'Stephano' of Ufology-just like the real one for Daze Of Our Lives)

Well done, men.

Mr. X--eat it freako insect homo

RAMS

The Goddess of Fire
Beamed Energy Propulsion, Satellite is the Sky, but
Thu Oct 21 09:04:37 1999


Where the heck is RAMS? We can come up with the BEP and satellit to juice it, but, we can't decide if RAMS crooked.
Sad state of affairs.
Has anyone called the funeral parlor where he was suppossed given a send
Has anyone called the cemetery?
Has anyone called the newspaper?
Has anyone aked Art Bell to comment of the news of RAMS' demise?
I want to know, inquiring minds want to know, but, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT BADLY THAT I WOULD GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE.
tGoF

Robert A.M. Stephens
I'm dead?
Thu Oct 21 11:47:27 1999


Whoa................

Wow. Don't feel dead. Course, for Ufology, this thread and topic is sooooooooooo typical. Cult worship and death--all in one package--there everywhere like locust.

(Sightoverseer--call EJ and verify. We are getting wood in still from the back 160. The cape was great--meeting was dull--nothing new. Larry Mauk has cancer of the prostate. Jim Ball is getting promoted to D.C. Ufology is a bunch of psychopathic, pathologic, liars of the satanic form and all are moving targets. Keep getting restaining orders from Nye County NV from Bell--what a dickweed--the judge in Montana in Helena laughed it out of my mail--fun stuff. Everything else is go for throttle up!--RAMS)

((No shitwits--not dead--but in close contact with our new visitors---they're everywhere......................))

GOM
LOL!!! Great humor from a . . .
Thu Oct 21 12:13:26 1999


"dead" guy . . .

Guess this says it all. Quote "not dead--but in close contact with our new visitors---they're everywhere"

Wow! Didn't realize that Montana had been invaded! But then I'm always the last to know about the fun stuff. Maybe the "new visitors" are hiding out in Montana so they won't have to pay taxes?

We, of course, await anxiously for your next update Mr. RAMS of planet earth. I think.

:(

Robert A.M. Stephens
MoonCam??
Thu Oct 21 11:52:29 1999


Whoa--again........

It was not a CAM in 1969. It was a 8mm Camera.

At current there is no VID-CAM, camera, or working anything sending anything from the moon to us.

The water probe quit sending data 3 weeks ago. X-60 prototype crashed on landing at Dryden. X-59 stalled on takeoff at Area-51. X-33 is scheduled for flight at Malstrom for December--first flight--but they won't make it since trouble with primary motors entails.

MoonCam what?????

RAMS

Grendel
"RAMS" - You're out of the loop...
Thu Oct 21 12:25:10 1999


as usual. Try doing your homework before you come on here making silly posts like the above. Or are you just so eager to make trouble and have fun that you can't be bothered to read what Mooncam is actually about? Or perhaps your brain has turned into SPAM.

Robert A.M. Stephens
I AM out of the loop--what is 'Mooncam'??
Thu Oct 21 12:40:20 1999


WTF is it,

RAMS

GOM
You mean Big Bad Bob doesn't know??? LOL!!! ^
Thu Oct 21 12:56:05 1999

Robert A.M. Stephens
Yes, BBB does not know--explain
Thu Oct 21 13:29:42 1999


WTF is Mooncam?

RAMS

GOM
SSSSHHHHHHH . . . Top secret
Thu Oct 21 13:38:15 1999


satellite orbiting in synchronous orbit high over MT trying to verify that the existing population has been infiltrated by the "visitors". Extermination may be necessary. For obvious reasons we can't disclose all details at this time.

Or can we?

Robert A.M. Stephens
SV
Thu Oct 21 11:58:02 1999


SV is still the issue as is the NRO.

The meeting in Washington D. C concerning +SoL data being picked up from out past 100k from Earth was the topic with nothing fomenting or forthcoming for hard data result. Still engmatic and fleeting for fact finding. Wish to send another SV-Advanced prototype out to 100k devoted to monitoring +SoL signatures and then process raw data at FirmiLabs-Berkely via realtime downlink...............

I think, personally, we are under the veil of the same thing that happened in episode 122 of STNG TV show the way things are going.......

RAMS

Joan of Arc
I am sorry King RAMS...
Thu Oct 21 17:01:37 1999


that your subjects are so damn blind...

Robert A.M. Stephens
Glad many in Ufology are still dying.....
Thu Oct 21 12:29:25 1999


Death,

Since this freak show of nabobs who worship death are all fervent as ever, it is heartening to know that many are still dying from heart attacks, cancer, AIDS, and other post modern new age afflictions. Hopefully, all shall perish before the new milliennum. Speaking of which, many things are coming on our 'bright' horizon that if it all goes to hoyle, will leave this sweltering ball of mud a crisp burnt cinder.

This is good. Farewell to Earth, then. I am most pleased since I won't be here to see it.

You will all be punished.

Oates will be here November 8 thru 16th for visiting and pheasent hunting. Oates is insane however.

Jeff Rense is a sweltering, homo, hate mongering insect of the worst form and should be exerminated as vermin.

You are snails of the worst form--slithering your freak trails of death and hate across the burnt frontier of cyber-desert and you will all pay.

We are love. We only hope for a more PEACEFUL CONEXSISTANCE!

Eyes aglow--our eyes glow brighter with new love.

RAMS

Robert A.M. Stephens
My death--someone sent--reposted
Thu Oct 21 12:38:43 1999


=================================
IP address = 199.174.197.61 --

Anonymous
News Flash
Tue Oct 19 16:53:45 1999


-ST. IGNATIUS
Local Man Dies in Shooting
Local model builder and former Navy SEAL Robert A.M. Stephens was found dead in his home early yesterday morning from an apparent
gunshot wound to the head. County officials say suicide has not been ruled out, but no note was found. He is survived by his parents John
and Elizabeth Stephens of RR1, Helena, MT, and his dog Rusty. Funeral arrangements will be held on Saturday at Bridgewood Memorial
Mortuary.

--------------------------------------------------------------

F***in' A
I'm dead alright,

RAMS

Grendel
Since I, for one, never...
Thu Oct 21 12:47:24 1999


really believed in your ecxistence, reports of your death left me strangely unmoved.

Janet Leigh
Re: Strangely Unmoved...Shady Pines New Service...
Thu Oct 21 13:16:04 1999


Does the fact that Shady Pines News Service posted an unconfirmed death certificate, say anything about the credibility of their news reports? eh?

Debaser
And that...
Thu Oct 21 13:53:08 1999


is what I believe the hoax was about.

Jason

Janet Leigh
Hi Debaser....you believe the hoax was
Thu Oct 21 14:18:33 1999


about starting Shadie Pines? Not clear on your post.

Debaser
Sorry, Janet, didn't mean to be vague...
Thu Oct 21 14:29:19 1999


well, yeah I did but I'll explain :) I think the hoax was an attempt to see who among the newer fringe reporting sites would pick up the story as "truth" and run with it. ShadiePines Motel gave a disclaimer that it may or may not be authentic. AFAIK, no one else has picked it up...but then I haven't checked this morning. I'm not making any judgements as to who's doing the hoaxing or who the target is, so though I'm talking about SPM here I'm not meaning to implicate them in any dishonest or deceptive action. Does that help a bit? :)

Jason

Janet Leigh
Yes Debaser...I just never thought
Thu Oct 21 14:35:39 1999


any of it was a hoax...I just think things fell into place that fit like bricks on a brick wall. Those that could use the situations to benefit did so and those who couldn't ignored those parts.

I am appalled that Joe Oddo would agree to post a fake death certificate belonging to anyone...

Debaser
Janet, keep in mind...
Thu Oct 21 14:51:58 1999


that SPM is no longer run by Joe, if memory serves me correctly. I do believe it was given to another and Joe no longer has creative decision in it. They do say that the authenticity of the death certificate is not verified...but then again, it wouldn't take much to verify it. But that's the norm, isn't it? If its good enough for Art to do in the overnight and claim that he's just entertainment or reporting opinion, why expect anyone else to be any better. Hell, he's making money hand over fist. Its like the Internet sites in a way...do you choose to put up a site with integrity that helps people and doesn't make as much cash, or do you toss up a porn site that rakes it in?

The sad thing is that some people are not reading that the authenticity is not verified and they're passing it off as truth. Seems to me its also an illustration of how these things get carried around like burrs to drop and take root into big ol' UFOlogy weeds.

Jason

Grendel
Hazy Edtor: It seems we are under attack
Thu Oct 21 12:42:06 1999


from spammers posing as RAMS or (2d order of likelihood) from the individuals who put the RAMS hoax together in the first place. It does offer some diversion but is basically tiresome and all the scatology is depressing and it amounts to flooding.

May I suggest that any more posts from "RAMS" be deleted on sight unless confirmed by a phone call, and if it is "RAMS" that he be told to keep a civil tongue in his head.

If he can contribute something, as opposed to tearing down and insulting people I would welcome his input, but - on form - that seems unlikely.

Robert A.M. Stephens
Grendel: eat it and call--you are a faker
Thu Oct 21 12:48:10 1999


It is me, meathead, it is RAMS.

Call or email me at [email protected] is me.

or call at 406-745-3818

It's sort of busy but keep trying anyway. The other line, 0001, is blocked for business.

You are an insect.

RAMS

Janet Leigh
VERIFIED...Above post is our RAMS dammit...n/m
Thu Oct 21 13:07:52 1999

Robert A.M. Stephens
Thanks Janet
Thu Oct 21 13:19:40 1999


Thanks Jan for verifiying.

Good mail.

LET THEM EAT CAKE..............or is it, maggot larvae?

RAMS

Janet Leigh
Indeed Robert...maggot larva ... lol n/m
Thu Oct 21 13:24:36 1999

The Grendel Insect
Faker? Were I to descend to
Thu Oct 21 12:58:27 1999


your level of schoolyard humor I would say "It takes one to know one", but my bonafides are out there for everyone to see.

I called that number a while back - the old wino impersonating RAMS was less than convincing. Is he the one who died?

Robert A.M. Stephens
Grendel insect.........
Thu Oct 21 13:23:22 1999


No one died, dickweed.

I am here and all is sound.

You have no bonafides.

I am what I am and am most pleased. You are an insect and in the new order will be used as plant food.

We are love and wish only for a more PEACEFUL COEXSISTANCE.

Why won't anyone sue me? Art?, Petey?, Hoagy (heart boy)?....where 'art' thou..........????????????

RAMS

GOM
Hahahahahahaha. Well you're funny at least. And I mean tha
Thu Oct 21 12:53:09 1999


in the nicest sense. :)

Da Grump

Robert A.M. Stephens
Grendel--thank you...In the Beginning................
Thu Oct 21 14:06:56 1999


Thank you for the appreciation and good words.

In the beginning, Oct 16th, 1998, I oddly entered this place to report on the Montana UFO. Soon, within a few months, after many thousands of emails from UFOoers, I realized this place was insane.

After Peter Gersten of CAUS threatened to sue me after I had publicly questioned Hoagland and his data I realized this palace and all its minions were not only insane but certifiable. After being called cocksucker and other choice monikers for simply attempting in good faith to correct some online errors I then resorted to the person I am today. Piss on Ufology and everyone in it. All are insane and vermin of the lowest order. Maggots , actually.

UFOlogy is the vermin and cancer on our culture today and behind the scenes I have done and will do everything in my vast power to discredit it even beyond what it is already to the rest of the lay masses.

And I am and have succeeded in some measure.........

There is much work to do.


RAMS

Hazy Editor
Not all who remain here RAMS
Thu Oct 21 14:14:23 1999


are in the field of UFOlogy. If you would have spent some time reading the posts on the board rather than rushing off spouting your brand of manure - you would have discovered that many individuals posting here are now on a mission to attempt to put a MoonCam in a lunar orbit.

We're also trying to exchange other creative ideas. Got anything positive to contribute - for a change?

Debaser
A full year and nothing learned?
Thu Oct 21 15:53:22 1999


Even I find that difficult to believe. I would go one further and assert that very few left here fit into the ranks of the RAMS-defined "UFOlogy" by its methodology and assertion of speculation as fact. Why do I feel like I'm arguing against someone who thinks they're Q here in the trial of Hazy? :) Anyway, the way I see things there are two methods to deal with a project gone errant. You can either berate it into disintegration or do some weeding and nurturing. I've been very impressed with our attempts to do the former while some hang on to the latter.

Jason

your old english teacher....
Pay attention....
Thu Oct 21 19:26:52 1999


notice how mister bo...set the stage on reap to be gone for awhile? very quiet on reap, wonder why? ;)

Debaser
While I'm not watching Reap much...
Thu Oct 21 19:38:33 1999


I am paying attention here and unless Bo is from the Montana area and/or can post from bigsky.net, I've kind of eliminated that possibility. I do appreciate the heads-up, though...Teach ;)

Jason

Robert A.M. Stephens
'A More Peaceful Coexsistance'
Thu Oct 21 12:45:32 1999


'A More Peaceful Coexsistance'

That is correct, you are all snail like vermin worms. Nabobs of hate and death, abortions, saving animals, killing babies, hate and killing, spineless dog eating larvae, haters of all things good and wholesome, homos, and alien worshipping insects of the worst from.

It is true. You are all in need of nuking and death becomes us. Trust me.

In reality, we, on this BBS are love. We mean only love and a more peaceful coexistance........

This board should be changed to its proper name:..........

"BEHOLD 5"

'spiritually' yours in all manner of death and hate. We are love.

You will always be punished for being pisswits.

RAMS

Robert A.M. Stephens
This baord, by request, is now, 'Behold 5'
Thu Oct 21 12:52:41 1999


No more Mr. Nice. Things are going to get really bad now. Trust me.

We mean only love though.

You will all be punished.

Dave Oates is a swarmy little worm with no spine--he too will be punished

RAMS

Newbie
Are you that guy from Art Bells show?
Thu Oct 21 12:56:53 1999


The really weird guy who put an alien named Freddie in his freezer?

Robert A.M. Stephens
No, not that guy
Thu Oct 21 13:02:35 1999


No, that was another UFO freak.

I was the one that came on Bell's show and said he was full of s**t and got keicked off.

RAMS

Accountability
Stop...
Thu Oct 21 12:54:57 1999

Hazy Editor
Yes, please stop.
Thu Oct 21 13:20:31 1999


Mr. Stephens, if this is indeed Robert A.M. Stephens I'm addressing, please stop your attacks on this board.

If character assaults and attacks are the method you choose to utilize to discuss issues with people, then I encourage you to post on Reap where you will be accepted with open arms. If you are looking for your "Behold 5", then I encourage you to start a new discussion board with server.com and post your degrading messages there.

You see Robert, what we have here is a place where we can discuss our hopes to achieve lofty goals - in a civil manner. If you can't post within these guidelines, then please don't. Future posts which attack individuals who post here will be deleted.

Hazy Editor
Unfortunately, I too have confirmed
Thu Oct 21 14:04:32 1999


that Robert A.M. Stephens has been posting with us in less than a desirable manner. But that's just your style - isn't it Robert?

Robert, again I encourage you - seek the higher ground. There are a lot of people who would love to talk and visit with you here. Many others who would enjoy hearing your own lofty visions, goals, ideas, etc.

In the past I have stated that your posts would be welcome here but I'm going to state now that they are welcome so long as you handle yourself in a civil manner. We who post here deserve to be treated with respect - and if treated so - will treat you with respect in kind. If you continue to be brutal, continue to post character assaults, live down to how you posted in the past - then you - not I - will Reap what you've sewn....

Enjoy.

GOM
Hello Hazy Editor, May I ask how you verify . . .
Thu Oct 21 14:13:55 1999


that this goof, who has me rolling on the floor in serious pain, (ooops, no make that laughter) can possibly be someone that knows anything about anything and could contribute in a positive manner to this board, or any board? If you're sure it's not a teenager overloaded on a case of Jolt, then maybe his special "visitors" slipped him a defective implant?

Da Grump

Hazy Editor
GOM - I will leave that for Robert to do
Thu Oct 21 14:19:28 1999


if he chooses.

A long time ago, he included his phone numbers on every post he made. He did include his actual phone number on a post he made here earlier today. I called the number and verified it to be Robert A.M. Stephens - the same individual I've spoken with each time I've called that number and asked to speak to RAMS.

I'm not so sure everybody else is rolling on the floor laughing at the posts he's made. I was hoping we'd see a kinder, gentler RAMS on his return (if he ever made one). Can't get everything we wish for - now can we? I can still hope Stephens finds that elusive higher ground rather than continuing to dwell in the muck of the gutter.

GOM
Hazy Editor, Seems to me you have a choice to make . . .
Thu Oct 21 14:32:25 1999


You seem to beg the alleged RAMS to behave, but let him/them whatever run wild on the board. You show me one useful or positive thing that he/she has posted today. I apologize if my laughter has annoyed you. The whole thing seems like a big spoof. I don't think there is a RAMS, and if someone has taken his identity I think the computer program has got a bug in it.

If you are sucked in by his/unknown bluster and nonsense then, imo, the board will suffer and go back to the dark ages. I only came to these boards to try to stop the fight between David and Art. I stayed here because I found some very intelligent people that are fun, caring and discuss interesting and challenging topics. This alleged RAMS is a waste of everybody's time.

Tell him, like I did recently to RAMS/e.j. to put up or shut up. If Mr. RAMS has anything, tell him to lay it on the table. The few people that think he has any credibility can respond to him and the rest of us can continue on with our somewhat mature, intelligent conversations.

His babytalk is somewhat amusing, but after a few hours it does wear out the chest wall muscles . . .

Take care,

Da Grump

:(

Janet Leigh
Repost from below for GOM...
Thu Oct 21 14:51:02 1999


Read it and weep...then question his post if you like...
Try to look beyond your dislike of the person to the data
he provides...

=======================

Robert A.M. Stephens
SV
Thu Oct 21 11:58:02 1999


SV is still the issue as is the NRO.

The meeting in Washington D. C concerning +SoL data being picked up from out past 100k from Earth was the topic with nothing fomenting or forthcoming for hard data result. Still engmatic and fleeting for fact finding. Wish to send another SV-Advanced prototype out to 100k devoted to monitoring +SoL signatures and then process raw data at FirmiLabs-Berkely via realtime downlink...............

I think, personally, we are under the veil of the same thing that happened in episode 122 of STNG TV show the way things are going.......

RAMS

Accountability
Truth...here is the truth!
Thu Oct 21 14:24:53 1999


Yesterday, I spent the day at Arlington Cemetery, at the funeral of a real American hero! Having grown up with his son, I knew the man was special, but until yesterday I didn't realize just how special! Turns out this gentleman began his military career as a Naval Chaplain. Nothing exciting right? Except for the fact that he did two stints in Vietnam on the front line with one of the most brutally devestated battalions in Vietnam. I mean these guys did all the dirty work! Well needless to say, all the death and human destruction he witnessed in those years between 1967 and 1970...he was even wounded at the front on his second stint...even won the Purple Heart (a preist for God's sake)!

His reward? After his recovery, he was made a Commander and became the head chaplain at Arlington where over a three year period he performed more than seven hundred burial ceremonies (a significant number being casualties of Vietnam)!

They say he died of Parkinson's disease at age 64...they say that right before he died he lay in the hospital in the fetal position like a child...I say the man was eaten alive by death! I can't even imagine the issues of faith that must have haunted him throughtout his life!

The ceremony...the way they treated "one of their own," literally, was indeed something to behold! The current Commander, performing the same ceremony that "he" performed so many times...was overcome! Seeing the love from Naval officers, none of which knew this man...as they folded the flag, saluting with pride each fold...then placing it in the Commanders hands...who kneels before the widow, head down out of respect...placing the flag in her hands...was a moment I will never forget no matter how ling I live!

Right then, right there, amidst all the symbols of pain, suffering and death "for love of country"...I never felt more alive!

Kind of makes all this bickering, incivility, disrespect seem like such a waste of...well you know...

You are enough!
Accountability

GOM
Hello Acct, Looks like the clowns ran right over your . . .
Thu Oct 21 14:53:52 1999


Stop sign. But thanks for trying to bring the board back up to the level it deserves. I think it's Hazy Editor's time to lay down the law . . .

Unfortunately, it's not my board.

Da Grump

:(

tilos
I will not be a part anything resembling the previous fiasco
Thu Oct 21 15:13:09 1999


I am embarassed to have participated in the earlier rounds. It serves no useful purpose to achieve my personal goals and hopefully most here feel the same way.

Prehaps an empty board will speak louder than any measures "Hazy Editor" can take.

RAMS if that is truly you(used for lack of a better term)
and you read this I will say that the few times we spoke on the phone I genuinely liked the person I was talking to and find it hard to believe THAT person would say some of the things that are posted here under the "RAMS" moniker.

Maybe the lesson to be learned here is that there is no replacement for face to face contact if any level of trust and cooperation is to be achieved and maintained.

I guess I should be disappointed but these days the best answer for the foolish but determined is to just keep on moving and using whatever resources are available in that elusive search for something other than the usual smoke and mirrors.

tilos / danny

Tin Foil King
To Robert A.M. Stephens
Thu Oct 21 14:39:07 1999


You're a mean person. And you can't fool me either, meanie. It's time for the big pillow fight and after we will drink milk and cookies, you mean man. You ruinated this BBS again and are mean.

Meanie

TFK

Robert A.M. Stephens
Tin Foil--we are love, you are vermin
Thu Oct 21 18:08:02 1999


In time you will be assimilated into the new order of love. For now, however, you will be punished as all vermin must be.

We are love.

We want a more PEACEFUL COEXISTANCE.

RAMS

Bob
BEHOLD 5!!!!
Thu Oct 21 15:10:27 1999


I hope this board changes its name to BEHOLD V. It is only fitting as it is now interesting once again. No more boring moon cam crappola and all that intelligent discussion. What a bunch of crap. Hey, how bout let's talk about what's happening on WCW Monday night Raw.

Debaser
Easy maw :)
Thu Oct 21 15:09:54 1999


A slight rumble does not a Howl make :)

But you bring up a good point. Here we were discussing our ideas, very productively I might add, and we're suddenly taken off track if only for a moment. I find the timing odd, but I won't get into that. Its not a huge deal, it may even provide a bit of comic relief or another realization of how worthless these fits of name-calling are and show who's ready to move on and who just can't quite get out of the pit yet.

Jason

Bob
Power
Thu Oct 21 15:34:20 1999


The powers to delete are good. The only other alternative is to ignore the insults or simply stay in admin with a finger poised on the key. Was simply an experiment to see how far people would go to respond to my moronic jibes before I became deleted. Good show.

GOM
That's what I like about this genius "Bob" . . .
Thu Oct 21 15:49:38 1999


Brilliant wit to the bitter end!!!

Hmmm, almost good enough to become a politician . . .

What about it "Bob" - ever run for "higher" office?

Nah . . . Probably too busy preparing peace treaties with the "visitors"!!!




But I do wonder who has been experimenting on him???

LOL!!!

Bob
Hehe
Thu Oct 21 15:59:39 1999


Don't like to have been manipulated, eh? Keep responding...your response adds another notch in the bedpost.

Doh!

tilos
Jason: I'm sure the timing is a coincidence :)
Thu Oct 21 15:25:37 1999


Seems to be a lot "coincidences" happening. BTW I saw what may have been my first -- dare I say it -- (SWITS) Something Weird In The Sky. It was more of a distortion than an object though it had some grey/silver in it. Reminded me of a flock of birds undualting as they fly in formation. Might have been some type of reflection off some clouds but it was dark and I only caught a glimpse of it.

If this potty break lasts much longer I will start a more patient and methodical approach to my research and maybe even start documenting things and filing them so I have something to show for all this time we spend barking at the Moon.

Danny

Grendel
Re: Timing
Thu Oct 21 17:27:45 1999


Are the Mysterious Powers Behind The Scenes so upset by our musings on the Mooncam that they must stop us AT ALL COSTS!!!? Have they deployed the dreaded RAMzilla and his WonderDog EJ to distract us, derange us and cuss us to death?

Wayulll... flattering as the thought might be, t'aint likely. I fear we're just not formidable enough to be a credible threat to National Security (sigh). No... My take on it is that RAMS is just tired of being a has-been and is lusting for his 15 sec of fame back.

"Look at me, look at me - I've got the dirtiest mind and mouth in the west and I can spew filth faster than
a speeding bullet!!!.... Please... someone... anynone?"

Trouble is, we've all been there and done that. It got boring the first time around, and it's not likely to improve in re-run.

Robert A.M. Stephens
Oh sure, pisswit
Thu Oct 21 17:54:48 1999


Oh yea, meathead, big conspiracy about your phony 'mooncam'.

Who gives a shit.

RAMS

Debaser
Strangely, the same people...
Thu Oct 21 18:07:24 1999


that gave a shit about your "NASA ties" and "Silver Veil" "information". Funny that when people are working on a real idea, that's the respect you give it. Maybe you've switched sides during your absence?

Jason

The Goddess of Fire
To RAMS:
Thu Oct 21 15:37:54 1999


Hey I thought you were on uninhabited Planet 19.5. I heard all about you and ole Hoaxi getting abducted by """THEM""".
Heard about the Roller coaster ride too, 3 days and 33 hours of it. Geesh, how about that Pissant EJ, couldn't get the dam ransom to get you free. Heard he couldn't even borrow a buck.
Heard that the Arachnoids (the ones you called ugly ass spider f#@!ers, provided you with girlee mags, food, shelter. You kinda grew on them, is that why they let you go?
Heard that they told you all about Beamed Energy Propulsion and showed you where the satillite was. Is that why you have returned.
Hey, RAMS, what are you going to do to EJ, he didn't even send you dry drawers.
Must have been one hell of a roller coaster ride, NO?
So, tell me, did you like """THEM""""?
tGoF

Realality
Do you really believe that this board
Thu Oct 21 16:52:46 1999


can survive on research alone and that maybe just maybe a little humor may be the life line of it's capeabilty to SURVIVE ??

Robert A.M. Stephens
(THEM).....What the aliens did to me..........
Thu Oct 21 17:13:58 1999


That pisswit EJ never came up with the last buck for my ransom. A true pisswit in the tallest order. Vermin, actually, as all snail like vermin larvae are who traffic in the darkness of Ufology.

The aliens made me slow dance with Haogy and then we were forced to play with Hoagy's new tits--if you all remember my handiwork in putting huge, succulent, jugs on Hoagy after the sissy boy homo had a heart blow-out--what a sissy-boy.

Anyway, after we were made to dance slowly and I was forced (Gladly, I might add) to suckle Hoagy like a new born calf they did awful experiments on our poddies. Later, much later, I was found heavy with child and Hoagy is the proud daddy. KKKeith Rowland is the midwife.

I hate EJ and you will all pay for your viscious hate mongering verminicent squalor.

We are love.

All we want is a more PEACEFUL COEXSISTANCE.

Behold

RAMS

Stan Majors Modified
RAMS is alive and well
Thu Oct 21 14:46:23 1999


Your veiws on America are stupid. The flag is a symbol. The bible says never worship false idols the flag is that! Women are very deranged sensitive to the old boys network. Women vote, they cant carry a rifle and support the country! Women are only for breeding and the cooking! Woman can not fight wars. Just play stupid games on BBs, like you ass hole. Or have PMS, get real RAMS is a real hero.Nasa is the rulers.

Robert A.M. Stephens
Stop Censoring Good post, ShadowCaster vermin
Thu Oct 21 18:22:01 1999


You are a snail, ShadowVermin.

That post above that you spinelessly modified should have been left intact for its beauty.

You are a verminicent snail who should be shot and tarred and feathered for being a slimy vermin snail worm

We are love.

The name will change tonight to Behold 5, worm

RAMS

Robert A.M. Stephens
They torched Stephano on Daze
Thu Oct 21 17:32:07 1999


....just now. That's right, turned the sissy vermin into a raging torch. He looked purty burned to a crisp. Looked just like a roast.

Hail, fire and the demon seeds of apocalypse that cometh for us all.

We want a more loving place to coexsist.

We are love.

Behold

RAMS

Gatekeeper....
Spinal Tapped charged implants and all eh?
Thu Oct 21 17:59:18 1999


Can we set the ambiant static charge near enough?

A mission to fry the control...

"All of us are familiar with static electricity in some form. Objects become �charged� as
a result of being separated. Atoms near the surfaces of separation will end up with
either a surplus of electrons which we call a negative charge or a deficiency in
electrons which is a positive charge. Friction will also agitate surface atoms and bring
greater numbers in close contact. Objects can easily be charged to potentials as high
as 30,000 volts by simple acts such as walking or sliding."

Gatekeeper....
Given the 90 lb Prostrate problem that RAMS suffers....
Thu Oct 21 18:42:47 1999


Perhaps that was the smokescreen and the recent hospital stay was actually the final sheilding technique with the implant....mass doses of coloital Silver zinc and gold to maximize EMP shielding in the groinal implant area....cover is a false prostrate problem....clever yes but....

A good grounding on a plate anvil and several generous swings of the Darth splitting Maul should adequately render shielding ineffective.

EMT from the airborne platform should scramble the PROM so that new coordinate incremental architecture can be re-established....

Mission status: "Red 187-624/2B" Control intercept in t-minus 72 hrs....


Gates of Babylon....

Humble Servant
Praise be Sire...
Thu Oct 21 17:35:11 1999


thou hast truly honored me...enjoy your fruit and the freedom our sword allows, but beware...do not over extend thyself...you must needs rest from the vermin in our space.

My love and devotion to you Sire,
Joan of Arc

Robert A.M. Stephens
No overextension, just an extension of love
Thu Oct 21 17:56:32 1999


...for a more PEACFUL COEXSISTANCE

RAMS

AA member
So Rams...
Thu Oct 21 18:51:11 1999


you fell off the wagon again. No problem...just pick yourself up, and get back to basics. You are only embarrassing yourself here and once again being made a fool of. When you sober up you are going to be so regretful that today happened. No one is going to play into your crap this time around, Rams, except Janet and thats because she is in love with you. No one is going to become one of your followers this time around. You aren't going to be successful in pitting us against each other, this time around. Take a good look at life Rams...Art is doing great, Hoaglund is doing well, David is doing well, we all are doing great. You are the only one out of the fiasco that you created whose life is in the dumper. As you sober up, grab a clue and get over it. The feud is over. You lost. That simple.

Robert A.M. Stephens
for AA insect vermin bowel maggot
Thu Oct 21 18:55:49 1999



AA member
So Rams...
Thu Oct 21 18:51:11 1999


you fell off the wagon again. No problem...just pick yourself up, and get back to basics. You are only embarrassing yourself here and once again being made a fool of.
When you sober up you are going to be so regretful that today happened. No one is going to play into your crap this time around, Rams, except Janet and thats
because she is in love with you. No one is going to become one of your followers this time around. You aren't going to be successful in pitting us against each other,
this time around. Take a good look at life Rams...Art is doing great, Hoaglund is doing well, David is doing well, we all are doing great. You are the only one out of the
fiasco that you created whose life is in the dumper. As you sober up, grab a clue and get over it. The feud is over. You lost. That simple.

============

Dear Maggot,

You cease to understand that bowel maggots equal bowel mud, and in that is love.

We are love.

You are on drugs again, AA, and you are a slimy filthy dog eating slimey maggot.

We are love. AA is a maggot dog sucking worm. Put your tinfoil hat on and sliter and froth at the mouth at all the aliens coming to mate with you top create more slithering maggots, infesting this place.

RAMS

2X
....So Robert, a few questions if you don't mind...
Thu Oct 21 18:16:29 1999



If you don't mind...
1. What's the status of the lawsuit with Bell?
2. How was the trip to D.C.
3. Why haven't you visited the Reap site yet?
4. What's our pale E.J. up to?
5. Why come back? Bored? Sick of chopping firewood?
6. When is the new site coming up?

Robert A.M. Stephens
answers for 2X
Thu Oct 21 18:29:36 1999



2X
....So Robert, a few questions if you don't mind...
Thu Oct 21 18:16:29 1999



If you don't mind...
1. What's the status of the lawsuit with Bell?
I'm being sued for billions, happily and gladly
2. How was the trip to D.C.
Very good. Good data but not as forthcoming with the data on SV as I thought would be the case. Anpother trip is in a month for a week then to KSC.
3. Why haven't you visited the Reap site yet?
Just did. More vermin maggots were over there.
4. What's our pale E.J. up to?
He is vermin who should be sprayed with DDT on his outer exoskeleton. He is vermin swine.
5. Why come back? Bored? Sick of chopping firewood?
I'm not back. Had a few to post after I was deemed dead.
6. When is the new site coming up?
Never, except for my old and orginal Shady Pines replete with new picts and more scathing UFOology truths of love.

We are love.

RAMS

Robert A.M. Stephens
Maggot ShadowVermin keeps censoring
Thu Oct 21 18:41:51 1999


my post, you slithering pisswit. You communist slime. You will pay. This board in 72 hours will be mine.

Commie picko UFO slime

We are Love.

RAMS

Debaser
In case you didn't notice...
Thu Oct 21 18:52:09 1999


we were doing fine until you started blathering about vermin and "peaceful coexistence" and attacking people. You're sounding like Hoagy with a fresh case of Masonitis. Anyway, the above post explains why you're being deleted. Lovingly, of course.

Jason

Robert A.M. Stephens
Jason is now a vermincent insect not....
Thu Oct 21 19:02:43 1999


....understanding that I represent true love and that others have their needs. It all cannot be science and truth as it has been for the last several months. We must include love and the truth about insect vermin slime Ufologist and their fetid puke purple colored tumors they call minds.

We are love.

I still love you and will mate with you again as before if you wish.

RAMS

Debaser
*Now*?
Thu Oct 21 19:22:32 1999


There's only one way science can be done and have it be right. There are many ways we can include love and truth, it does not have to be at the expense of others. Unless of course, we're looking to build a country of blue-eyed, blond-haired lovers of truth, and in that case I'd like to know how KKKeith learned to soul swap.

Jason

Hoagy's Drawers
Not insects - Bums
Thu Oct 21 18:42:37 1999


You are all bums. The check is in the mail. Why can't I use these stamps to pay for liquor? I can shave my balls. RAMS is a bum too. Bums all.

The Moo Cam awaits us. Bovine anomalies for bums. Can't wait.

Robert A. M. Stephens
Hoagy's Drawers is love.....
Thu Oct 21 18:46:36 1999


.......but he will punished and horse whipped as one would whip a bad cabin boy on a Greek Shrimper.

We are love.

A more PEACEFUL COEXISTENCE.

RAMS

Robert A.M. Stephens
Welcome all to Behold 5, even...
Thu Oct 21 18:43:54 1999


...Observer, my fellow gay lover of great wonder and resolve.

We are love.

A more PEACFUL COEXISTENCE.

RAMS

Tin Foil Hatter
7:12 pm and the meltdown begins. Hazyeditor...
Thu Oct 21 19:05:56 1999


can't you shut this guy up. It's obviously not really RAMS he just attacked his friend and biggest defender in an earlier post. What does it take to ban somebody. Also why is this board back to HazyReports?

Robert A.M. Stephens
I believe I can answer Tinfoil Slime
Thu Oct 21 19:12:35 1999





Tin Foil Hatter
7:12 pm and the meltdown begins. Hazyeditor...
Thu Oct 21 19:05:56 1999


can't you shut this guy up. It's obviously not really RAMS he just attacked his friend and biggest defender in an earlier post. What does it take to ban somebody. Also
why is this board back to HazyReports?

===========================

Tinfoil Hatter needs to shut his filthy stinking vermin like mouth and go find Scarlett or whatever that whore's name really was. Also, ShawdowVermin, the so called creator of this board, is a snail like dog sucking insect who should be eradicated, as I take back this board from this thieving dog and return it to its full loving glory all will be well.

You need to take 900 tabs of acid, Tinfoiler, hook your genitals up to your car battery, and tune into Coast to Coast..............oops, its Host to Host.

We are love

RAMS

Debaser
Bans?
Thu Oct 21 19:33:53 1999


Here's what you can do: don't respond. Especially don't respond with the nick "Tin Foil Hatter". Have you ever heard of not egging someone on?

Here's what the admins can do on a server.com board: sit and review every damn message hitting reload to see who's posted and then go into the admin page and delete them. That's called "delete on sight", not "banning". Banning is a function of software that allows you to restrict posts from sources, which server.com does not have the ability to do. While RAMS may be being irritating with his desire to post a new message every 2 minutes and call the next person that comes to his mind an insignificant lifeform, I seriously doubt that is enough to earn a delete on sight. Though I personally would be thrilled if he used his head for something other than a hatrack right now, that's not the issue. I just had to throw it in :P

Jason

Robert A.M. Stephens
Jason will be........
Thu Oct 21 19:40:16 1999


....used as rocket fuel in the new order.

He will be punished as he is skating dangerously close to being a pisswit vermin insect. However, we are love.

RAMS

Debaser
rofl! Wooohooo!!
Thu Oct 21 19:57:51 1999


Now, now, if you can say I'm vermin, I can say you're not using your head for anything but a hatrack...you know it was meant lovingly!

Jason

Robert A.M. Stephens
Jason: I knew you meant only love
Fri Oct 22 00:16:20 1999



Debaser
rofl! Wooohooo!!
Thu Oct 21 19:57:51 1999


Now, now, if you can say I'm vermin, I can say you're not using your head for anything but a hatrack...you know it was meant lovingly!

Jason

==============

I salute you for your flirting, kind nature.

Kudos to you

RAMS

Janet Leigh
Debaser....
Thu Oct 21 19:41:46 1999


Did you comment on Robert's SV post below...might be on
the next page by now...Point is he gets more response from
his other kind of post than when he uses his head for
something other than a hat rack.

HD (Hoagy's Drawers)
For those interested in the Moo Cam
Thu Oct 21 20:53:40 1999


Here's the greatest Moo Cam on earth and is complete with real aliens. You see, it's already been done.

The REAL Moo Cam

Enjoy bums.

Robert A.M. Stephens
RE: MooCam---I knew it!!!!!
Thu Oct 21 21:11:40 1999


Damn, what a revelation. I knew something like this was lurking just on the side of our being.

Thanks for this amazing post.

Admin RAMS

HD
Indeed Mr. RAMS
Thu Oct 21 21:17:35 1999


Oh yes, there is truth to this Moo Cam idea the bums put forth on this BBS. And you thought it was more UFOlogy insanities. But, as the bums will see, it has already been done. Actually, one can find any number of 24 hour Moo Cams online. It always gets really interesting just after dark.

Janet Leigh
Do you two mean to tell me
Thu Oct 21 21:29:34 1999


all those hours the "loop" had me searching out imaging equipment has been for naught? Please don't answer that until I get the oxygen from the other room...
Janet Leigh
alias
"Joan of Arc"

email: Hazy Editor

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